Dan Marino vs. Jim Henson

So, I was having a discussion the other day with my girlfriend, and I'm not sure how it got to this exactly, but she asserted that Dan Marino was "sillier" than Jim Henson. I think it had something to do with their respective alma maters and how overproud those schools are of themselves for having taught them.

Anyway, while I won't try to make the argument of who was "more important" or "better" or anything else like that, but I think I can objectively say that Dan Marino is less "silly" than Jim Henson. I mean, compare this to this. See, Dan Marino tries and fails to be silly from time to time.